Twisting The Topic

“Why shouldn’t I kill you?”

“I can tell you why you should.”

I tilt my head slightly. The hunger is getting to me. “I’m indecisive. Give it a couple of minutes and I’ll be begging for my life but right now, I have no life. I’m cruel to my lovers. I drive them to insanity. I’m a liar and a cheat. I’m an addict to pain and suffering.”

“Why shouldn’t you kill me?

Well I make some damn good Pappardelle.”

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