“Where the hell did you find this?!” the hooded man croaked, his voice thick, as if he talked through the velvet curtains that line the windows looming over me. Foxes’ Cradle, a name perhaps a little too precise for my taste, but I suppose the tavern owner knows his clientele; the man of the shadows whom I found in Luhara said this was the place to sell, a sanctuary for thieves, transformed from the abandoned castle walls that hide it in plain sight, the last place one would look.
“What do you mean, where?” I said, replying to the hooded figure. “Why does it matter where I got it? Are you interested or not?” My eyes narrowed. What kind of buyer is this? My usual back in Kleptos would have taken one look at it and offered me the silver it’s worth.
He responds, “I do not know who you take me for. . .”
“Stephan,” I replied. An obvious lie.
“Stephan,” his raspy voice continues, piercing through the low mumbles of fellow criminals enjoying their wine along the long tavern table, “I do not know what kind of buyer you take me for, but I assure you, I am not your typical customer. I prefer to know where the stolen things I purchase come from, and from whom they were stolen, for security reasons, of course. I’m sure you understand, one thief to another.”
“Yes… I suppose I can sympathize with your need to cover your tracks,” I said, “so, if you must know, the ring is from some wealthy merchant’s manor on the outskirts of Luhara. I almost feel bad for the guard who must have been paid to protect the sizable property. It was almost too easy to steal.” Another lie.
As a response, the hooded man pulls the ruby-encrusted gold ring close to his eyes, and though his hood shades the colors and creases of his face, I can tell he is deciding if it’s real, he even wafts its aroma in thoroughness. His beauty of a cohort stands over him and verifies its validity as well; her expression is easier to read, for the blush of her cheeks and the shining of her emerald eyes do not conceal as well as the hood. She peers up from admiring the ring and shoots me a promiscuous smirk; my confidence in this deal is restored.
He responds, “Well, Stephan, I can see you are not new to this business. The purity and clarity of its gold and rubies are of the utmost quality, and I believe it even has an enchantment that causes it to smell of fresh citrus and rose petals; as if it was picked off the orange trees that surround the Queen’s tomb, or plucked from the flower gardens she tended outside Castle Morrow. I hear the King goes mad for these scents since her passing, due to the trees and gardens having all wilted in her absence.”
My eyebrows raise. Is he reciting a poem? Though his descriptions are quite true, his precise metaphors unsettle me. After attempting again to read his shaded expression, I reply, “Yes, the smell is quite strange. The manor was luxurious, but I thought it weird that a wealthy merchant would spare enough silver to have it enchanted. Usually, merchants and their lovely wives only care about the metal and rocks; maybe they share the Queen’s tastes.”
He sets the ring on the table, atop the fine silk bag I had also stolen that day. His hand raises, and he flicks his fingers towards me, signaling his partner to walk around the adorned, once-feasted-upon dinner table that gives character to this hidden tavern. My instinct is to look down at the blue glow that radiates from my knapsack laying on the floor next to me. My hand effortlessly changes its position from in the bag to atop it, just in case it’s needed.
Amidst my preparation the buyer speaks again, “It is quite something, though it doesn’t possess the usual caliber of magic that I require from my purchases. But, in this case, I think I will make an exception.”
My response rushes to the tip of my mouth, but it is interrupted by his partner arriving at my side of the table; she runs her caressing fingers up and down my clothing in search. If her hands could live amongst my clothes forever, it would still be a tragedy for not lasting longer.”
But my head turns back to him with a glare, “I’m not that kind of thief, Buyer, I do not kill nor carry weapons intended for it.” My tone is exact, my thoughts scream at me to run from this bizarre deal but I stay motionless, leering into the buyer’s hood that he hides behind.
“My apologies,” he replies, “another precautionary measure. I can’t have my clients trying to resteal my purchase with a knife to my throat. However-”, his voice trails but his gaze darts to the woman’s narrow stare while she is relieving me of her seductive frisks. No weapons to be found, I didn’t lie about that one. His pause releases, “-ah, it appears you are a nobleman among thieves Stephan. Usually, this part is much more of a headache.”
A thin but viscous drop of mucus appears from the shadow of his hood, creeping towards the table. I nearly gag at the sight of it colliding with the mahogany. I just want this deal to be over with.
“A thousand silver pieces and it’s yours,” I say, “I would put up more of a fight but I would like to arrive back at Kleptos by nightfall. I’m sure you can understand.”
He replies, “Oh, I understand noble thief. Though, I do not think your journey home is your most pressing matter.” He snaps down his shadowing hood, revealing a slimy, glossed face with curved yellow diamonds for eyes and a shining, hairless scalp. A malicious smirk replaces the once darkened lips I had peered at before. My heart tightens and I reach for my glowing blue savior, I do not wish to remain with this demonic amphibian any longer.
My eyes stay locked on the slimy horror now in front of me, but my hand finds nothing atop my bag. My stomach sinks into the floor, and I avert my gaze to see that my magic cube is gone, as if it grew wings and fluttered out of this abandoned castle. My gaze swivels back only to see it reappearing in the hands of my seductress as she beholds it in front of the viscous creature. He gives a restrained laugh, almost as if he’s impressed I had an escape plan to evade whatever he is about to do to me. The woman pulls it back into her full possession and gazes into my very soul; I’ve been duped.
His skin begins to shift, and his words turn to gargles as he croaks, “King Morrow does not appreciate thieves, Stefan, especially those who rob his departed Queen.” His skin begins to expand, stretching and bubbling as his body amasses in height and width.
My breath stops in its place watching him grow, his limbs cracking, his cavities oozing mucus as molten metal flows from the ladle. The gorgeous woman’s erie cackle bursts through the curtain of disbelief that hangs over my senses. Her fair complexion sags to wrinkles, her gleaming black hair to a frizzled gray, but her cackle remains throughout it all, causing my very soul to tremble to its core. Once my heart resumes beating, I scan my surroundings in search of something that can save me, but all I find is nothingness. No criminals sipping their wine, nor adornments lining the table, nor velvet curtains hanging along the windows, it must have all vanished with the witch’s fair complexion. Damn illusions.
The amphibian bellows a croak and rears its horrifying head. I know what is about to come next; there’s only one way that a frog consumes its flies. As my body sheds all my remaining hope, my eyes find the ring that smells of rose and citrus, still lying on the table. It is my only chance. My eyes flick up and lock with the hag’s; her’s jump to the ring and back to mine. We both lunge for the ring as the snap of the monster’s glistening, thick tongue zips towards us.
The slimy tongue adheres to my back and my weight shoots upward like the steam of a boiling kettle. I close my eyes and stiffen each of my limbs; half in preparation of my death and half in overbearing disgust from the slime coursing over my skin. I slide through its mouth and into its throat. The pulses of the monster’s gulet ripple over my body as the cackles of the witch still muffle through the membranes that separate us.
But I have the ring.
My unyielding fist still clutches the golden ring and I slide my other arm across my body, compressed by the monster’s gulping throat. I transfer the ring to my pinching fingers that are kissing my now opened palm, and then slide it on the only place one would think to try.
The smell of citrus and roses grow, even amidst the vulgar saliva that coats every inch of my skin. At least I will die with fair aromas to comfort my last thoughts. One of those thoughts being to twist the ring on my finger, in a desperate but familiar attempt to save myself.
With a simple twist, the aromas develop into tastes and then to textures, as if roses and oranges were cradling my limbs, hugging my entire being.
Only after my plummet and the sunshine refracting into my eyes did I realize those textures had been real. Fresh oranges and plush rose petals canvas the entire castle floor, along with the ropey mucus and bloody entrails of the frog creature that had just exploded from their pressure. I turn the ring again and the flow of fruits and flowers cease at once.
I push my mucus and blood covered body off the ground and find the once cackling witch unconscious or dead on the ground, crushed under the half of the amphibian still intact. However, one of her arms hangs about, her palm up as if gently guiding the bud of a rose to her nose, or rising up to pick a ripened orange hanging from a just short enough branch. And a mere foot away from it was my magical cube, its blue hue shining vibrantly in between the sea of orange and red. I walk over to her, my feet squishing in my shoes, and pick up what is rightfully mine. I find my knapsack hidden under a dismembered slimy chuck and sling it over my shoulder. I am ready to leave this place. But, before I do, I survey the sorry bounty hunters strewn about the floor; I do not kill nor carry weapons intended for it–I look down at the beautiful shining ring still snug around my finger –I suppose I’m a bigger liar than I thought.
I grip my glowing cube, and with a single ninety degree turn of each of its halves, I flash out and back into reality within one snap of a frog’s tongue.
Lucy greets me as my reappearing body settles and I set my cube in my sack. I kneel down and pull off my new ring to show her, dripping blood and mucus on the floor of our bare kitchen all the while.
Her eyes shut after admiring its beauty to instead take in its enchanting scents. Her pools of sapphire reopen and I follow them while they curiously move down to my feet and back to my face.
“Where did you find this Daddy?” she says, her voice as smooth as the illusory velvet curtains within what wasn’t Foxes’ Cradle.