We’re trapped in a room and in ten seconds goes off a bomb.

Ten,

Nine, you can hear the bomb go boom.

Eight. Again you hear the bomb go boom.

Seven. The imagination of the explosion makes your head go and drop dead like boom to the tomb.

Six. When again? All I hear is a clock go tick tock.

Five, yes I said five do I have to repeat it another time?

Four. Fix your act.

Three. I’m alive for now but n...

10 things i hate about you

9 times you cheated on me

8 times you’ve asked me for money

7 friends you’ve lost me

6 times you’ve got me arrested

5 years I’ve known you

4 months we’ve been together

3 times I’ve dumped you

2 many times you’ve lied

1 heart you broke was mine

...

10 times I try to be nice

9 times I’ll leave you alone

8 times I start to get annoyed

7 times I try to ignore you

6 times I’ll get angry when you make fun of me

5 times I’ll blow up

4 times I’ll say something I don’t mean

3 times everyone hates me

2 times I will be bullied for a while

1 real friend will come out of the blue...

5: we are one our way.

4: stuck in traffic on the highways.

3: sun melting me with her rays.

2: oh but we’re on our way.

1: our way to SB! ...