You're an Evil Overlord who has ruled over you dominion for ages. Your secret? Social services are well funded, orphanages are places of love, the pediatric wings in hospitals are state of the art. Thanks to this no child has the tragic backstory necessary to become the hero that defeats you.
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No yin to my yang
Unlike most political leaders. I, an evil overlord have achieved more then most dream. Not world destruction. Not the death of my opposition but a well funded social care system and a great orphanage system. This is somehow given me the opposite of what I crave, what I desire. A hero to defy me. Children are loved and it’s really ticking me off. Is it so much to ask that a child becomes an orphan at my hand, and gains a sense great valour and vengeance against Me? Well apparently so. Anyways I would most likely defeat him instantly anyway. I don’t see many hero’s making the social care system practically flawless. Pity really. Makes me think I’d be a better good guy then a villain but it’s too late to change now. I would be become a politician then.