Two cannibalism stiuck on a deserted island thinking about Xmas dinner on Xmas eve.

One of them says I found this old man with a moustache wearing red stockings fetish with reindeer’s and little people called elves. I think he’s a pedophike because he has child people working for him.

I’m a cannibal I only eat bad people says one the other says you can’t eat him he’s Santa Claus if you eat him the kids won’t get there presents.

I refuse to eat Santa Claus. We’re Cannibals and we don’t eat fish or reindeer but Humans.

We will starve. Santa would sue you think again.

Oh let’s eat him nobody’s going to care.

Okay let’s eat the elves let him go

It’s Xmas Eve I have issues about eating children just the grownups.

Santa Claus is not a pedo he’s a generous man spreading joy to all of the kids in the world for one night of the year

What kind of cannibals are we.

The little elf says we have present these are mince pies with human mince Inside them

The cannibals let Santa clause go with elves and reindeer’s

As the cannibals tiched into the mince pies they said it’s very fruity these humans must be vegetarians