I am just doing my job. This is what I was made for. I provide a service, one I’d like to think was important. Health is important to humans, right?

But everyday, everyday...they stand on me. It hurts, but I can take the physical pain. It’s the emotional pain I can’t handle. The cursing, the insults. I’m sorry I am accurate!

I’m just the bathroom scale. Please don’t hate me so.