Who the fuck wears clown shoes at a funeral? Now, explain it to me. Not just regular oversized ones, no no no, they’re extra oversized. He can barely walk in these, and he enjoys it! These bulging violent red shoes stepping on every toe, making ridiculous squeaky sounds at every step. He’s so pleased with it all! And of course, he’s glued a moustache on the front of each show, says they make him classy. What a clown!