A flamboyant man adorned in a green velvet tailcoat with a red glossy hat to shade his mysterious face bursts through the stages curtains and exclaims

"Greetings senors and senoritas no that’s not it wheres my."the man reaches into his pocket"where did I put it."he pulls a paper out of his coat"Ah Ha!"

The man begins to read the paper"destination X33,355 Y66,241 Z 203,784?" "Oh dear I mistook my script for the pilot’s destination papers."abruptly two planes fly overhead the stage and spell out across the spring blue sky"Welcome ladies and gentleman." The man shouts"what In the world." The man looks up and says"ah well I guess it all worked out,ladies and gentleman I am the ludicrous Lucas sapphire."for my first display of captivation can I have a member of the audience step up to the stage,better yet you choose everybody point to the person you want to come onstage as the volunteer."the audience points at random members across the crowd.the magician points at a man with a green baseball cap who was pointed at by a girl next to him and declares"you come up here!" The man blushes and steps up to the stage the magician asks"dear sir what’s your name." The magician holds the microphone in the mans face The man meekly responds"Lucas Embry." The magician giddily laughs"well I know from your name you must obviously be devishly handsome,have an incredible sense of humor,and can probably get any girl he wants because after all we’re both named Lucas."Lucas chuckles"well I’m not sure your logic is entirely sound there."the magician dumbfounded puts his hand up to cover his face in embarrassment and responds"very well mr embry since we are not the same person I will deduct everything about you from only what I can see so pull up a seat and make yourself comfortable."mr embry sits on a barstool as the magician examines him the audience waits in anticipation glued to their seats the magician states"you make 7 figures a year despite your fashion sense which is an old beaten down pair of Nike shoes a dat hat with a custom sports jersey."the magician laughs as the volunteer shrugs the magician continues"your also a man of great political standing a politician maybe not just a politician but a state senator,finally you have 3 kids triplets at that with your wife who is of course the woman sitting next to you but she doesn’t know that your still chewing Tobacco."I have no magical abilities allow me to demonstrate…"now how do I know you make seven figures a year is because those Nike shoes are the original pair Kevin bacon wore in footloose which auctioned for 3.2 million and the hat was babe Ruth’s from the 1929 series which went for 1.4 million.I recognized you as a politician from your handshake which involves the thumb over the top of the receivers wrist and you’re a mayor because your signet ring shows you are a man who votes with authority.finally you and all your rugrats were wearing the same journey I saw them over by the cotton candy machine earlier today."the entire crow cheers