There is a man by that black truck

It’s oddly in the shape of a duck

What a weird man with the black hat

why is he holding a bat?

Is he waving it at me?

I do not mistake what I see

The man with the giant duck is threatening

I can see the faces he is making

He will not cause damage to the family nearby

“Get behind me, on me rely!”

“You will not hurt them with your giant duck!”

“I have arrived so you are out of luck!”

“Sir what are you talking about?”

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“You look like you are about to knockout”

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__ “Knockout!? How dare you threaten me, what do you even know?”

“Put your fists up in the air and give me a show”

“Sir you are drunk. would you like some water”

“Or anything else to get you sober"

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“I am not drunk! I barely had any whiskey”

“Hey don’t touch me, quit being friskey!”

“Sir just let me help you stand up”

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_“_I never fell down, bub”

“I just wanna protect the people in your giant duck”

“Sir that is my family inside my truck”

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