The lettuce was green

The bacon was crispy

The bun was fluffy

It had melting Swiss cheese

The commercial was enticing

Aired right at lunch time

That burger was more delicious

Than this sandwich of mine

The bag handed through the window

The fries smelled filled my car

But the burger in my hand

Was different than the one that I saw

This one was greasy,

Flat, and floppy

The ad looked so sexy

This looked so sloppy

How could the ad taste better

Than reality?

Truth in advertising?

That’s an abnormality