Caw. Chirp. Squawk.

You ugly moron, go on a walk.

Caw. Chirp. Squawk.

    Get rid of that awful Mohawk.

Caw. Chirp. Squawk.

        Your stupidity makes me gawk.

Caw. Chirp. Squawk.

“Why can’t you just be a hawk?”

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