The classic suburbs Where people do no wrong where old folks retire And family’s bond But in every household There’s a secret to be told Some are very tiny And some are very cold But just stop to think Most murders happen in small towns Or at least the brutal ones Where you don’t hear a sound It’s the perfect place to kill Neighbors close, they’ll never tell Body’s easy to dispose Just throw it down the well So your perfect suburbs Aren’t perfect after all As they say don’t kiss and tell That will be your downfall