The classic suburbs

Where people do no wrong

where old folks retire

And family’s bond

But in every household

There’s a secret to be told

Some are very tiny

And some are very cold

But just stop to think

Most murders happen in small towns

Or at least the brutal ones

Where you don’t hear a sound

It’s the perfect place to kill

Neighbors close, they’ll never tell

Body’s easy to dispose

Just throw it down the well

So your perfect suburbs

Aren’t perfect after all

As they say don’t kiss and tell

That will be your downfall