Eve says

I was made for you to be a baby factory.

Once comes Abel,

Second came Cain.

Adam says

Were we not commanded to be fruitful and multiply?

Eve says

I don’t know, ask your first wife.

Adam says

Not this again.

Eve says

She had the privilege of individuality.

Lilith was dust

And I am just a walking rib.

Adam says

You were made for me, and I you.

Eve says

I was a consolation prize.

Adam says

But it was I who won this lottery.

Eve says

Yahweh gave us paradise, and you can’t go find someone else to bother?

Adam says

You are the only one I want to bother.

Eve says

Well, let’s make this a little more interesting.

The serpent says

Come with me,

I will show you that the fruit of the tree

Has bitter truths—oh, but they taste so sweet going down.