Eve says I was made for you to be a baby factory. Once comes Abel, Second came Cain. Adam says Were we not commanded to be fruitful and multiply? Eve says I don’t know, ask your first wife. Adam says Not this again. Eve says She had the privilege of individuality. Lilith was dust And I am just a walking rib. Adam says You were made for me, and I you. Eve says I was a consolation prize. Adam says But it was I who won this lottery. Eve says Yahweh gave us paradise, and you can’t go find someone else to bother? Adam says You are the only one I want to bother. Eve says Well, let’s make this a little more interesting. The serpent says Come with me, I will show you that the fruit of the tree Has bitter truths—oh, but they taste so sweet going down.