“That was the worst assassination attempt I’ve seen” I muttered, the dodgy CGI and explosions flashing in the shadows of the dark room.

I look over the piles of cushions and blankets, a dopey smile taking over my face as we start to giggle at the ridiculousness of the movie.

Only you could make me watch an action movie this bad. And only you could make it so enjoyable to watch the worst assassination attempt in the world.