I can’t believe I trusted Alice of all people with my love life.

But looks like I have to, seeing as the result of that

Decision has lead me to a date with a witch at Chili’s.

Why did I do this? I know Alex plays switch and tease with other peoples lives, why did I think I would be any different?

I don’t know, just thought she took my obvious flinches and twitches at the mere mention of

monsters

seriously?

God, she’s reaching into her purse with a mischievous smile, what does she have planned?

She’s already unleashed that glorified kindling pile (I think she calls it Joan) on the kitchen.

You know what? I don’t wanna know.

I excuse myself to the bathroom, and go to the cbs across the block.

Hopefully they have some salt.