“This is worse than I expected. Much worse!”

Hello, my name is Lucy and I’m a detective at West Yorkshire Police. I love this job to bits as I’m simply getting paid to solve highly horrific crimes which is a privilege not only to my soul, but to my local community’s soul too.

I am used to dealing with murderers and thieves but this time, I had to deal with a much larger threat: “Cannibalism.”

Cannibalism is when sinister and sick people eat people’s body parts for their own pleasure. Gross right? Let me explain the story.

“Lucy, I need you to head to Nutgrove Villa, there has been a case of cannibalism in the area.” Chief Constable Thaddeus said in a stern voice. My hands trembled slightly but I had to do what I needed to do which was to find the cannibals.

When I reached Nutgrove Villa in my police car with the sirens screaming, scents of grass filled my nostrils but I knew there was something much darker than that so I walked further into the villa until I found something revolting.

I saw a tongue! An actual human tongue just lying on the night-black road. I was almost about to puke but I had to force myself to use it as evidence. Yuck!

When I walked further into the villa, I then noticed a lifeless woman lying on the road with her mouth wide open without a tongue. I thought to myself; this must be the victim but the minute I wrote it down on my pad and walked further, I then noticed another body but this time, losing skin on his shin. Terrifying right? Y’know what? Scrap that. Let’s say hideous!

This was starting to get intense so I knocked on the door of one of the houses but received no response other than screaming so, without hesitation, I kicked the door down to reveal…

Two cannibals! One was attempting to eat a woman on the floor whereas the other cannibal was trying to eat a man on the floor beside her. This started to get nasty so, just as they were about to get me…

“Zap!” I tazsd them both and they fell to the ground completely unconscious.

When I walked over to the victims to check on them, they were as shocked as frightened mice so I got them back to their feet and calmly asked them how the cannibals got there and their answer left me just as shocked…

“M’aam, those are the Nutgrove Cannibals.”