As I dig and dig,

He asks "Can we go in yet?",

"Once the hole is super big",

"Honey I've got to tell you something this was just a bet",

"I know"

"Just wait a few minutes before you leave"

"You aren't thinking you're putting me in this,sorry I've got to go",

He said that as he started to retrieve,

Then all of a sudden I whacked him in the back of the head,

"Now you can't run",

That's exactly what I said,

If he wasn't going to love me, he wasn't going to love anyone,