“wassup Bob, Do you wanna turn your camera on? ”

“Sup Tim, I can’t I’m at work, I’ll turn it on later.”

“All goods bro. Bro, I’ve never been so excited to visit a post office.”

“Why bro?”

“Because bro, I can fulfil my childhood dream.”

“What was that?”

“I can become mail.”

“Wait, what… why are you doing that?”

“Well I recently got hired as a professional postal carrier, so I was delivering mail right?”

“Right…”

“And I got jealous and started wondering, how it feels to be delivered?”

“What?”

“And so here I am video calling you from inside of a large parcel box that’s on a plane that’s being mailed to your address.”

“Ah so you really are in a brown box, it’s not just a brown wall?”

“But that’s the thing Bob, it is a brown wall.”

“But wait why did you only pack yourself in there have you got anything for me?”

“I have my backpack and my lunch. I got to pay shipping prices. It was $5 man!”

“But could you have asked for a special?”

“A special meal? No, they’ll find out I’m basically getting a free ride.”

“No not that special, the special like “Order now and I’ll throw in a another copy absolutely free”

“nah”

“But wait if you order in the next 5 minutes, I’ll throw in these sunglasses that I’m currently wearing!”

“Oh yo, those look cool”

“But wait, I changed my mind, I will keep my sunglasses.”

“John, you’re fired.”

“John?”

“This is a live informercial John, how could you change your mind like that?“

“But wait, Boss, I’ll throw in this apology absolutely free! I’m sorry…”

“Oh wassup Tim, I’m back from the toilet.”

“Bob?!”

“Bob, why do you and John sound so alike?”

“wait did I ever tell you about the time I worked as an informercial agent?”

“No.”

“But wait, I’m his former colleague John. I can tell you more stories too”

“wait John, I’ve just noticed, why do you sound so close to me?”

“That’s because I’m in the box next to you.”

“John, you’re still broadcasting on our company’s YouTube channel! Get iff the air now! You’ve just told them that my employee was in a box.”

“Ex employee… sir.”

“oh right.”

“Can I still get severance pay?”

“Sure. At least you didn’t tell them about my other employees.”

“Sir… wait what, I thought I was the only one here until I heard Tim.”

“Oh wassup bro, I’m Phil.”

“Bro, the name’s Jackie.”

“Oh bro, my name is Tom”

“Eyyy wassup lads, the name is josh.”

“Sup guys, I’m Drake”

“Guys my name is Josh.”

“aye, My name is Keith.”

“My dudes, My name is Finn.”

“Sorry guys, My name is The parcel inspector.”

“Oh no. But what is your name?”

“My name is Bob.”

“Bob!? I thought you were on another flight.”

“I knew you were here all along. I didn’t expect my previous company to cut corners this much though.”

“But wait Bob, I’ll give you my pair of spare sunglasses if you let us of the hook?”

“Why didn’t you mention that in the informercial instead?”

“I forgot I had them.”

“John!”

“So uh…”

“Sure man, I’ll let you guys off the hook. Party at my place once we land?”

“Sure.” Then the sound speakers of the plane activated , “This is your captain speaking. Bob… can my co-pilot and I come too?”

“Sure but next time just message me. Don’t use the planes speakers for this!”

“Sorry passengers. I just didn’t wanna miss out.”

Then all the passengers turned to face Bob with facial expressions asking “Can I come too?”

“Sure, why not.” Said Bob.