Remember that time when…

Do you think they still remember?

Or that time when…

I bet they still judge me for it.

But there was that one time…

Why did I have to say that out loud!

And how can I forget when…

So ashamed and so embarrassed.

Was I 12 or 13 when I…

Surely that is completely in my past?

What about that day at work when…

I looked like such an idiot.

Then that time at the Christmas party…

Oh that must have gone down in history.

Please brain, shut off and rest.

Let me forget and let me sleep.