“The whole secret lies in confusing the enemy so that he cannot fathom our real intent”

-Sun Tzu

Before you ask, yes, the rumors are true. That is exactly what he brought into the hunger games and it may have just given this talentless kid a chance to survive this thing…

His item of choice? A bright pink suction cup dildo.

No one believed it when they first announced that following his name and district. No one believed it as they were preparing to begin.. until the platform raised and there Hank stood. A buck forty soaking wet, bearing a striking resemblance to a stray dog who’s currently evading animal control at every turn and likely has scabies, and there in his tool belt… there **it** rests- in a custom holster, having been designed to hold the item perfectly and give its wearer the ability (and in turn the great responsibility) to remove it quickly should he ever need to- is the _bright pink suction cup dildo_.

No one goes near Hank. Not when the countdown ends, not once whistle blows, not even when everyone has grabbed hold of a weapon and started slaughtering those around them- everyone is wary of the man with the weapon beyond all weapons. No one wishes to find themselves at the business end of such artillery.

Intimidation is as much a tactic of psychological warfare as anything else one may be able to brew up in this game, thankfully. With this unthinkable item Hank finds himself at the end of the competition without too much hardship, having never once needing to unholster his ultimate weapon.