I was sunbathing in my usual spot on the white rug of my humans living room, the perfect spot for the perfect day! My human is so precious to me, she’s a single mother (to me) which I guess is why she spoils me so much, she says i’m the only child she’ll ever need in her life, which is good news for me! The only problem is my humans boyfriend, he’s a bit of an odd ball, he never pets me even when I pet his leg to give ME some pets…I guess he’s just slow. I squinted my eyes open to see my human and that weird one about to walk into our apartment complex, “oh yay it looks like she brought goodies”. “Brreow” ‘oh hi my sweets!’ I rub against my humans leg to greet her, and what’s his name just brushes past me, whatever. She starts setting down the goodie bags on our heart shaped table, as i look through them Im not seeing any treats, ‘you already know me so well don’t you sweets, your treats are right here’ she pulls out some pink and red salmon smelling deliciousness of treats from her purse and hand feeds me, ‘now let me be, we’ve got a romantic dinner planned’. As time goes by the sun starts setting and my human is still having her little dinner, im getting so bored over here somebody just pet me!!!!!! “Mew” I stare at her from under the table and hope for the best, ‘aww, sweetsy getting jealous?’ Jealous? I don’t get jealous, especially not of a slinky looking no personality having weirdo like him! ‘Don’t you think it’s disrespectful to carry a cat around the dining table Sasha?’ ‘uhm no Ethan I don’t, not when it’s my sweet little baby!’ ‘Psh, *eye roll* whatever wash dishes on your own then’ Oh I know he did not just talk to her like that. ‘Hey what’s your problem? I mean I know you’re more of a dog person but why be so rude?!’ My huma- I mean Sasha, gets up and walks after Ethan, ‘maybe it’s not even about the stupid cat Sasha! Who knows?!’ ‘ Dont call her a stupid cat!’ I see Sasha starting to cry and immediately run up to her and rub her leg, “brreow” she hasn’t even been with this guy long enough for her to even cry for him, what’s going on with her? They end up going into her room and all I hear is arguing and things being knocked over, “Meooooowwwww” I start scratching on the door to get her attention so I can distract her from this awful guy, ‘why don’t you just shut the hell up about that damn cat?!! I know you’ve been talking to another guy Sash!!’ *sniffling* ‘I don’t even know what you’re talking about Ethan! Please stop!’ I’m starting to get really worried for her all i hear id her crying and things being thrown..or hit. I don’t know…then it goes silent. Finally someone opens the door and I run up to comfort my human, but it’s Ethan that walks out, startled, I walk to the side so he doesn’t see me and go straight to Sasha. There’s blood. I see broken glass and I see Sasha just sitting against her bed with her head down. “Mrrr” I rub against her knee, she’s quietly sobbing, but she still finds the strength to pat my head, she looks so weak and broken. Her once joyful mood for making and eating a dinner changed so quickly to her now hating this day..to me now hating this day. I walk out the room to Ethan sitting at the heart table playing with food, there’s only one way to make this right. I sneak behind his chair, readying for my pounce, and I do it. I jump onto his back and start biting at his ear and clawing my unclipped nails into his neck and head, he tries shaking me off but it’s no luck, mom hasn’t cut my nails in weeks! My jaw then locks on his cheek and I can feel my teeth sink into his skin, I try to get around to the front of his big head and start clawing at his big ugly eyes. “ RREOWW” Sasha runs up to us and stands in shock, ‘HELP ME SASHA DONT JUST STAND THERE!’ Sasha grabs a bat that she keeps near the front door, I jump off knowing her plan. ‘Fuck! What is WRONG with you?!’ ‘Fuck you Ethan’ Sasha swings and knocks him unconscious, after that she called the cops and got Ethan escorted out with cuffs on him. ‘I’m never dating again sweets, it’s good to know if a guy doesn’t have my back, I know you do’ “brreow”. Who knows how that would’ve gone down if i never got of that weirdo…oh well.