I couldn’t BE more happy for you. Honestly you’ve always wanted a son and now she’s giving you one. Wait technically she already “gave” you one. Birth certificate and everything. Time and love that her basic ass wasn’t used to sharing. This time it went 3 ways. And obviously you were that child’s favorite too. I mean not to be whatever but look at his options. Kidding I’m kidding of course but serio Chris I only saw him the once and even I could see it. What was that bs she used to tell you. Oh right that she’d never seen two people more in love. She’s obviously never seen us together. I mean I know she’s your ex and all but I just don’t see it. Anyone that describes a relationship between a father and son as being “in love” has obviously got more than a few screws lose. Sometimes I think that’s all she has over you she’s so fucked up that by comparison you’re the pope. And wait that wasn’t even YOUR son. She’s even further gone than I thought. As if my brave lion would love the product of her crazy ass and some redneck. I still don’t understand why you took her to the doctor felt him move etc when she was pregnant. Then afterwards you were even worse! Setting up a routine, making sure his eyes lit up like Christmas every time you entered the room. Of course he saved all his screaming for that parasite. I’m sure anyone was a relief next to her. What I didn’t understand til now was why you let it go on so long. My god Chris you let him call you dad when you knew WE were always gonna be together. I made sure of it. Not that I care but it seems like a lot to put on any creature that small. What? It doesn’t matter how. Of course I made sure of it you’re where you want to be now right? In my arms with your real son soon to join us. Don’t I make you happy. Of course I do or you wouldn’t be here. But I wish you would have picked a better surrogate. I know I know. You had to find someone you could take him from. And I told you I do understand it now. If you hadn’t pretended to be such a good father to Ben then she would never in a million years let you take the reigns with Julian. And she will baby don’t fret. I’ve done countless hours of research on her. She’s an awful human being but if she thinks it’s what’s best for her so called kids she’ll do it every time. Even if it hurts her. Freaking idiot! Like that makes her a mother. I’m the one who ordered books for our preschool age children years before anyone was even pregnant! I’m the one that clung to you like you were the only man on earth even though I knew she was carrying your child. I’m young beautiful and could have any man I want. I did try you know but look at it this way. While she’s getting fatter with a new stretch mark every hour. I get to keep my body perfect and pristine for you. This way we will get all of the perks without having to do any of the work. Besides I know you wouldn’t want me tearing up my body like that.

6 months later

Of course it was her fault babe. I know she wasn’t technically there. You had just come back from a picture shoot with me but it wouldn’t have happened without that business with Ben.