You’ve heard of the Chicken and the Egg, now get ready for…

Orange or the Orange?

What was named first, the orange or orange?

Is an orange called an orange because an orange is orange, or is orange called orange because an orange is orange?

MUM, IT’S HAPPENING AGAIN!

The letters o, r, a, n, g, e. They shouldn’t go together.

O-ran-j.

Oh-rin-juh.

O-ren-guh.

How do you say it? How do you spell it? It shouldn’t be spelt orange, that looks weird on the screen. Hell, if I say it aloud it doesn’t make sense even then.

Mum, I think an orange has ruined my mental state.

Mum? Mum?!

Oh no. My mum is an orange.

O r a n g e !