Is it really silent? There is a buzzing in my ears. I make multiple mental lists, go over them again and again. Can everyone else hear their voice in their head when they think? I think I read somewhere that not everyone does. What was that sound; have I checked my shower for burglars tonight? My heartbeat. Is my heart something I need to get checked? Do I need therapy for how often I think someone is in my apartment? Oh, great, I am reminded of the way I embarrassed myself two years ago at my best friends wedding. Do the guests still think about it? Did they ever? Screw it, where is the tv remote?