POEM STARTER
Submitted by Elowyn Abernathy
Write an ode, but make it sarcastic.
An ode is a poem that normally focuses on a subject in a positive and glorifying light. Think about how you'll make the tone obviously sarcastic.
A Need For A Magnifying Glass 
You say that you love me, I think that’s “baloney.”you say there’s no one but me, but your” pepperoni “says differently .Im complementing you, by saying “pepperoni”, but it’s really a “weenie in a blanket”. Now that it’s over, I can now, crush your enormous ego. Because that’s the only thing that’s big.