“If you jump from that tree I’ll take your gummy worms away”

*does it anyway*

“HOLY HECK BAILEY WHAT DID I SAY?! STOP RUNNING AND GIVE ME THE WORMS!!! GET BACK HERE”

“NEVERRRR I WANT THE GUMMYSSS”

“ILL TEXT YOUR MUM BAILEY DONT MAKE ME DO IT”

And that my fellow humans is just another Tuesday in my life