Is it a hand?

What else could it be?

Maybe it’s left over from Halloween.

It’s January.

When’s the last time you recycled?

You don’t know me.

Charming.

Do we call the police?

We don’t even know If it’s real.

What about all that meat and blood spewing out of it?

Could be a college film, price of student fees nowadays I’m sure they have decent props.

And the smell?

I think that’s just me.

Ahh right yes.

Well come on then.

Come on now what?

Touch it, see if it’s real.

And then what? Book my solicitor for court?- You touch it.

I’m allergic to, whatever it is your asking me -I just really don’t want to.

Fine.

Oh my god.

What?

You won’t believe it.

Not if you don’t tell me no.

It’s cake.

Not again.

“Game show noise”

Every time.