I open my eyes and see a wall. A wall? Oh no. The wall! Mattress beneath me, wall in front of me, headboard above me. I’m on the wrong side of the bed! This is not good!

Usually saying you woke up on the wrong side of the bed is just a figure of speech. For my family: it means you literally have woke up on the wrong side of the bed and had a bad day.

Today was going to be rough.