So I was given a piece of paper

I told the sketchy guy I will write later

But at this point I don’t care

It’s not like he’s gonna care

So yes from the title you will understand

That I have been kidnapped an you would think he tied my hands

For a man who stole

And has a big fat mole

You would think he would protect it

Cherish it

But no he leaves lying around

On the ground

Of his basement floor

Where I die of bore

I stay here night and day

Look out onto the bay

Would you ask me to set you up with a girl, cause that’s what he asked

A dumb man

A dumb man

I did what he said

I set him up with my older sister

So she can rescue me and take me away.

Gosh I’m glad that worked

Overworked

That man just saw my sister and left

He said he needed to get some beer

Meanwhile we took everything that belonged to us

Called the police

And got out of there