The blue bank has been bribed by the well known inter-planetary blue tang opposers “WDBTHE”into giving away all the shades of ocean recently.

Despite the subsequent removal of 86% of water off the face of Tinth,

inhabitants of the red district are relieved, as they now no longer have to deal with rebellious, stupid teens soaking their lawns with sea water.

Do they have any idea how much that messes with the PH?

I can’t enter anything into the rose bush competition this year because some doorway sniffer decided it would be funny to drown my lawn in indigo.

Hope they’re happy enough for both of us.

Anyway, Hues’s current prime color has stated they will start a new wildlife resurrection program, much to the dismay of its neighboring countries that are already sick of their current sea - robin egg infestation.

They didn’t have to complain too long, however, as the subsequent octopus uprising caused country wide power outages.

It’s almost like they synchronized an all out attack on power grids in order to weaken communication between countries in order to weaken us so they could more easily weake-

Mhgggg

GHe yourh -

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