The really strange part about parallel selves is the fact they just spell your name backwards. I mean, sure it’s a parallel universe and all, with an exact but not exact version of me but I just can’t get over this oddity. And are the mean ladies in this parallel universe all called Nerak?? Of course you have Bob, he’s the same in both. Are there redneck hipsters who inadvertently solved the issue by naming their kid Racecar? Just so many questions….

Oh yeah, we are all in danger, FYI.