You were the only reason, the only reason at all I went to that damn work party. You know I don’t hang out with our coworkers! They are messy, trifling and snitches. You know I don’t fuck with snitches. You told me you were going. I even went to the party 10 min early and sat in my car waiting for you so we could walk in together; and what do you do? You ditch me! You are now in the category with the rest of the trifling coworkers Erika.

Do you know how awkward it was to sit next to snotty nose Dan. I couldn’t eat my food because I was scared a buggar would fly on my plate as he blew his nose 400 times at the table. And oh don’t let me get started with chatty Kathy. Within one hours of just sitting at the table I got all the tea. Trey is thinking about quitting, Matt’s mad at John, Janey got nose surgery and Sarah and Daniel are having an affair. Honestly I wasn’t shocked about the affair, I think everyone knows about that one but that’s not the point. The point is that I can’t trust you anymore Erika. Matter of fact we aren’t even coworkers anymore. Yes! That’s the whole point of writing this letter is to tell you that we are Not co-workering friends anymore. Good bye back stabber Erika.