“Yes.” “No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“No.”
“Oh really? Okay guess I’m doing it then!”
“WAIT NO—“
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*eating a packet of Fun-Dip* “. . . Should I eat it whole?”
*wasn’t listening* “What.”
“The Fun-Dip. Should I just like—pour all the powder in my mouth in one go?”
“Hell no! You’ll inhale it or something.”
“…”
“…”
*starts pouring it into mouth* “I’m afraid that you’ve challenged my abilities. Now I must prove you wrong.”
“NO STOP—“
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*notices Character A holding a handful of grass and staring at it.* “Character A.”
“What?”
“You’re not actually thinking of—“
*shoves grass into mouth and chews it* “Thinking of what?”
“…”
“…”
*inhales* “SELF CONTROL, CHARACTER A.”
“I *DO* HAVE SELF CONTROL, CHARACTER B.”
“CLEARLY NOT!!!”
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“Womp.”
“…”
“…”
“Womp Womp.”
“Womp Womp!”
*Character C walks in* “What the fuck?”
*Character A and B stare at Character C then starts chasing after them*
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*pours skittles onto Character B’s head* “Taste the rainbow, bitch.”
“Character A, what the actual fuck???”
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If you couldn’t tell these were based on real-life events lol
