WRITING OBSTACLE
Introduce two characters in a scene who are complete opposites, and highlight their differences through dialogue and actions.
“Yes.” “No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“Yes.”
“No.”
“No.”
“Oh really? Okay guess I’m doing it then!”
“WAIT NO—“
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*eating a packet of Fun-Dip* “. . . Should I eat it whole?”
*wasn’t listening* “What.”
“The Fun-Dip. Should I just like—pour all the powder in my mouth in one go?”
“Hell no! You’ll inhale it or something.”
“…”
“…”
*starts pouring it into mouth* “I’m afraid that you’ve challenged my abilities. Now I must prove you wrong.”
“NO STOP—“
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*notices Character A holding a handful of grass and staring at it.* “Character A.”
“What?”
“You’re not actually thinking of—“
*shoves grass into mouth and chews it* “Thinking of what?”
“…”
“…”
*inhales* “SELF CONTROL, CHARACTER A.”
“I *DO* HAVE SELF CONTROL, CHARACTER B.”
“CLEARLY NOT!!!”
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“Womp.”
“…”
“…”
“Womp Womp.”
“Womp Womp!”
*Character C walks in* “What the fuck?”
*Character A and B stare at Character C then starts chasing after them*
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*pours skittles onto Character B’s head* “Taste the rainbow, bitch.”
“Character A, what the actual fuck???”
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If you couldn’t tell these were based on real-life events lol
