Mom used to read us a book about a sticky kid. Everything the kid touched stuck, and eventually the kid couldn’t move because too many things stuck. That’s kind of how I feel, stuck in the backseat. I feel like I can’t move. The front seat is SO much better. You can see everything up there. You get fresh air from the vents, and you can control the radio. The back seat is for suckers. Speaking of suckers… I’m almost positive one is stuck to my butt at this very moment……. Yep. I had a feeling I was going to regret not finding its wrapper.