You know Dasher and Dancer and Prancer and Vixen, Comet and Cupid and Donner and Blitzen.

But do you recall the most brutal reindeer of all?

Häxan the demon reindeer brought about the end of times. Rudolph’s bright and shiny nose burnt out once and for all the night Häxan burst out from the depths of Hell through a narrow rift in the under-dwellings of the North Pole and took out the most famous reindeer of all with one swift lashing at his jugular. He quickly bled out and it was clear to the others that the ferocious beast before them with blinding white eyes was now their leader. Christmas would never be the same.