I don’t know what to write right now and I wanted to post something so here are some lovely ideas to ponder on:

“I’m cooler than you.”

“Does that make me hotter than you?”

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Is sand called sand because it’s between the sea and the land?

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Is a crush called a crush because he/she will most likely crush your feelings?

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“Hey, is something burning?”

“Uhmmm, no”

“Because you look hot.”

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Where does almond milk come from?

My six year old brain picturing an almond with an udder

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5 year old me at like 1 in the morning wondering if I should pee in my bed or go to the bathroom and risk an attack from the monster that lives down the hall

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A/N: none of this is original, I got them from different sources off of the internet and I just randomly remembered them and didn’t know what to post haha!