“Promise me you won’t laugh at me.” “Hmm, hmm-hmm.” “Say, ‘I promise’.” “Okay, I promise!” “You know that yesterday I’ve been to a restaurant with my family.” “Hmm, okay, what happened there?” “I ordered chicken fingers and a lemon soup as my starter.” “Great, you love it, that’s what you order always when you eat out.” “Yeah, I know, you don’t have to tell me!” “What happens when I punch your face, it becomes a smash burger. I hope you know that…” “Stop distracting me. Anyways, the waiter got me my order, and it was so delicious, lip-smacking, yummy…” “Ha, I got it, so next?” “Then I completed my meal and asked for a soup refill.” “Great, you practically inhaled your food. Nothing’s new there again.” “Hmmph! Okay then he got a bowl with a lemon perched on top. I drank it!” “…….what!!!……” “Yes, unfortunately it is what you think it is. It’s a finger bowl. But in my defense, the soup bowl they used is almost similar, I got confused!” “Hahahaha…..Hilarious….” “Funny, you said you won’t laugh!” “Hope the bowl confusion did not result in bowel confusion!” “!!!!!!!!”