My teacher Mr. Richards is at the door with his clothes covered in mud. I may or may not have thrown a bucket of it at him earlier with some friends. Then, enabling the trip wire I planted earlier, a bucket of feathers stick ever so perfectly on his clothes. I already knew today was going to be amazing.

- ALRIGHT! WHOEVER KEEPS ON DOING THIS TO ME IS GOING TO GET DETENTION FOR THE REST OF THE MONTH!!!!!!! screamed Mr. Richards

- I’M GOING TO THE BATHROOM TO CHANGE IN THE MEANTIME, DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID

As soon as he left the room everyone sprung into action. The teachers pet Roland, tied up and helpless. We can’t have him intervene. Everyone is moving like clockwork. Squad A is running out to Mr. Richards’ car and dumping honey, milk and cheerios into his car. Grumpy ol’ Mr. Richards should treat himself to breakfeast. Squad B is setting up more tripwires around the class and a whoopie cushion in his chair. FInally, squad C are rearanigng Mr. Richards’ desk and dumping red jello in the drawers. After all, Mr. Richards should have some dessert. Heck, I should own a restaurant with the way everything is playing out. Everything was set up and everyone was sitting down like nothing ever happend. Perfect right, until Principal Fowler walked in.

- Good morning grade eights how’s everyt—

- PRINCIPAL FOWLER LOOK OUT! I cried

- What do you me— AHHHHHHH

Just like that everything was set into motion, but for the wrong teacher. As toy spiders landed hard on her head as she frantically tried to jump out of the way. Boiling water poured from the ceiling and everything was so beautifully painful to watch. As the class tried to help, they only made things worse by accidently pushing her onto more tripwires until her journey of choas was finally stopped with her slipping on the toy cars and legos as she landed on her rump. Needless to say we got detention for a lot longer than one month for giving our principal a bald spot, emotional distress, a trip to the hospital and Mr.Richards insurance didn’t cover the damage we did to his car. Was it worth it though? 100% doing this next year.