Hello, everyone. thanks for nominating me for this fantastic award…cough… it shows me great consideration, though I though McTinny would have been a good choice, yes, you. Cough…while I may beat myself up when I…cough, ugh…get home with Best Effort in Sports. I came last and was forced to the sidelines, ironic, huh? Oh, sorry, did I hear a gasp? Stutter? Maybe let me on the team next time, not give me a consolation prize. Thank you for the award, noobs, and yes, that was spit. Sorry, Mr Principal, I thought your head was the mic stand. Goodbye!