Why do I do this to myself? Every time they say something nice, every time they compliment me or comment on the layout of the room or the deliciousness of the food I make a joke. They probably hate me. I’d hate me, why would you want to date such a pessimist?

I did warn them beforehand and they said it was okay, they keep smiling at me too which I guess is a good sign. But I wish I could just stop it.

“You don’t need to pretend to be something you’re not for me.”

Are they a mind reader or something?

Hello, can you hear my thoughts?

No response. Must just be a weird coincidence.

They’re reaching out for my hand and looking deeply into my eyes, I start to blush and say something ridiculous that I can’t even remember, but they’re still looking at me.

“I loved this date, it’s okay to be nervous.”

They say as the check arrives. Maybe I haven’t blown it after all?