Robbery

“If you had to rob a bank, how would you do it?”


“Well, that’s not a fair question because I never would. Try again!”


“No, let’s make it more interesting. How would we do something we would never do?”


“Okay then.”


“Okay, so?”


“Give me a second! I would plan for sure. Scout the smallest bank I could find with the largest loot. I guess I’d have to buy a gun. Protection, maybe another person or two. A driver of course. Maybe my dog.”


“A dog?”


“You know, for moral support. But not really, just being silly. Anyway, a gun, yeah, and bags and bags to carry the loot. So many bags that I won’t be able to carry them without a suitcase, so a suitcase too.”


“You’re robbing a bank with a dog and a suitcase.”


“Hypothetically, and I told you the dog was a joke. You have a better idea, anyway?”


“Hypothetically, of course, I walk in and start shooting until the room is empty and I’m free to take what I want.”


“Hmm. Dark.”


“Yeah. Let’s do another question. You pick this time.”

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