Close Shave

The story begins with a serial killer on the loose and he’s taking heads. Media outlets are reporting unusual weather patterns in the area where the murders have occurred.

Investigators have found pieces of ancient metal at one of the crime scenes. Antique dealer is called in for questioning and is released.

Police release sketch of prime suspect. Killer is said to be tall, medieval looking warrior type, possibly of Russian decent, with a large scar on neck. Known to be a master of blades, considered to be armed and dangerous.

If approached by known suspect, please offer him some Candy as a distraction and run to your nearest church, for you will be safe on holy ground. Please wait for the officer from Scotland Yard, he knows everything and will rescue you. He will identify himself to you with the phrase, “There can be only one!”

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