Hi There!

I’m Anna Yang, and this is the story of how I became Bruce Lee for a day. To be honest, I still don’t understand what exactly happened…

I suddenly woke up. Something felt wrong. I felt fit. I got out of bed, walked over to the mirror and looked at my reflection.

“That can’t be! I’m Bruce Lee!? Calm down Anna, Be like water.” I took a couple deep breaths and regained my composure.

“Wait If I’m Bruce Lee then-“

“Anna why did you purchase Wing Chun classes? .” Asked my mother.

“This Body is frail and weak. I will make it Strong.” Said …me.

“Okay, suit yourself.”

And with that me walked out the the door.

Woah Bruce, you didn’t have to call my body, frail and weak! I mean you’re right but like…

…I don’t know how I saw that. I guess our brains are still linked. I wonder what my schedule is today… oh look. Exercise. My favourite. Ahhh woohoo. I’m so excited. (I’m a total couch potato, so this is not my norm.)

Wait Bruce Lee has paparazzi? Uhhh let me just go and drink water. And so I went and drank water out of a tap into my cup. And drank some more. And some more. And some more.

“Mr Lee, why are you drinking so much water?”

“I like water my Friend.”

“Can you please do something interesting for the camera, Mr Lee? All you have done for the past 10 minutes is drink water.”

“Cameras don’t like water my friend.”

I splashed all their cameras with water.

“My Camera is wet now!” They cried out in unison.

“Yes it is.”

“You’re acting very strange today.”

“Yes, Today… is a strange day.”

“We might as well leave if we can’t film.”

And so they left.

Mission accomplished.

I stayed in Bruce’s home and just began watching television and eating his snacks.

I ordered some Chinese takeaway food for dinner and then later. I then went to sleep.

I then woke up in my body with abs, more fit and now I have Wing Chun lessons during Saturday afternoon.

Bruce… thanks I guess.

Bruce POV:

“Why do I have a $5000, damaged camera fee? Anna!?”