Luke never understood how he had gotten a job that essentially was catching teenagers make out every day and shooing them off the stairwell. He needed the extra cash sure, he also needed some sanity and this was getting old and tired! All he wanted was one of these stupid grad schools to accept him so he could do his PhD and become a professor and tell everyone this funny story about how his skinny ass had once worked in security.

And there you had it. Two dudes this time. He could finish the episode of the Witcher and then go chase them down. At least that way they’d all be happy.