“Well

He said she said that he was sure by the shore she should’ve shot her shot but sure enough she shanked and sunk surely, because she should’ve showed her support because she sure did, but surely enough she was silent”

…..

“Um

What?”

“It’s my friend! Shirley! She wanted to ask out the burly boy Eric, a lumberjack, but she was nervous because he was sad.”

“Why was he sad”

“Well

Because, he’s always lumbered wood and could’ve stood and withstood, but his company was overlapped when Tim Tom’s forest business deforested his business abhorently, deporably Eric couldn’t bare to share it so he declared a battle of who’s the better chopper, because he learned from his mother and in legend no one could stop her. But alas he lost his territory and therefore all his currency, so now he has to look for new land for him to chop currently”

“And if he leaves than surely Shirley with never see his burly whirly curls by the shore once more, even before she deplores her love at the beach shore that borders the forest Eric lost in his bet.”

“Wait

“So who was Shirley again?“

Well……