As I walk through the show,

Below is a night club.

Coming here is my safe space,

Desire to order an Italian sub.

Everything is exactly where it needs to be,

Friday night, Saturday morning.

Going with my best friends,

Having a great time, not boring.

In the club, I’m dancing with the DJ,

Jumping around

Killing this sick beat,

Loving the surround sound

My hips don’t lie,

Nothing is making sense,

Only EVERYONE and EVERYTHING is spinning!

Probably because I’m drunk, the cops might have an arrest.

Quite likely, I’ll run a red light,

Rear end someone’s car.

Stay with me,

The whole way into dark.

Under my looks, I’m very, very drunk.

Very tired, very hungry.

While I fall going up the stairs

X-marks the spot of the fall, just like Humpty Dumpty.

Yes! I made it to my house!

Zero, Zilch words from my newly spouse.

(Can you guess the three song lyrics?!)