"Ah, Perry the Platypus! Your arrival is unexpected. And by unexpected I actually mean unexpected, because I haven't actually done anything evil today. I haven't done anything remotely evil in months. I'm retired, remember? And it's not Bingo night, or our regularly scheduled coffee date, so... why are you here?

"Well, while I have you, let me show you something I've been working on. I call it my Wordle-Inator! Yes, Perry the Platypus, like everyone else in the tri-state area, I have caught the Wordle bug. Which, honestly, if you're looking for evil to snuff out in the world, you should go for those guys at the New York Times. I mean seriously, I've built mind control devices before, but this is something else!

"Anyway, I only know so many five-letter words. Basically the majority of my vocabulary is six letters or more, since it usually has an 'inator' in it. And it's getting kind of humiliating only being able to post grey and yellow boxes; everyone makes fun of me on Facebook. And so I created this Wordle-inator which will fill everyone's social media feeds with nothing but green boxes! What do you think?"