Why? Why did I think this was a good idea? We’ve been married for 13 years, if I reveal what I really am, will she still accept me?

Well, to fucking late dumbass. She is staring at you currently.

You were saying? Asked Alice, yes I was. David clearing his throat and standing a little taller. I have to tell you something about me, my past that is but also happens to be my present and future. Babe, stop being weird about whatever it is and just tell me. Ok, well this might be hard to handle, I’m smo- MOM! One moment babe I’m needed in the house.