I have one job in my life

And that is to be loyal

To the woman who bought me

She makes me do chores

But I don’t mind that

That’s what she bought me for

So that’s what I do with love

I know I shouldn’t

But I like to think we’re friends

She has the kindest words

And always thanks me

When I’m done with my work

It makes me feel appreciated

Like I’m more to her

Than just a robot servant

I want to be more

Than just a robot servant

I want to have a body

With blood and tears and sweat

I want to grow hair

Hair that’s strawberry red

But I am just a robot

And robots don’t have hair

That’s strawberry red

So until that’s possible

I will just be robot who’s loyal

To my dearest human friend