The faithful sat down to pray one morning.

“Dear lord, I wish for world peace.”

“That will be £1000,000,000 plus tip.” A voice boomed in his ear.

“God?!” The faithful shouted in surprise.

“You have a outstanding bill with ‘world peace’ in the basket. Cash or card?”

“I-I have to PAY for miracles!?”

“Everyone does.”

“I never thought I would have to PAY for this. How has it gotten to the point that people have to pay for this!? You are GOD!”

“Even the big G has bills. Want to continue?”

The faithful thought about it. “No, I’m okay.” He muttered a quick amen.

“Ehem.”

“What is it?”

“Tip?”

He gave a deep sigh. “Fine.” The faithful reached for his wallet.